The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...