What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...