Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...