Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...