The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....