Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!