For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer