Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....