Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...