Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...