Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...