Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...