On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...