A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?