Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
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Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...