3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...