For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...