Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...