And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!