How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...