Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...