A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...