Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...