Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...