Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...