Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...