I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...