It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...