Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...