There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...