Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...