You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...