Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...