Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...