If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!