Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...