Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...