Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...