What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...