Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.