Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...