Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.