Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...