Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...