George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
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Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...