Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...