Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...