My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Politically correct seasons greetings
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Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!