Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...