Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....