Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...