RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...